August. 08. 2011. 10:33 pm 415 notes
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August. 10. 2011. 07:51 pm 29 notes

This made my month.

August. 16. 2011. 11:08 am 13,146 notes

(Source: )

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August. 19. 2011. 09:51 am 34 notes
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August. 23. 2011. 11:51 am 185 notes

collegehumor:

Ice T brings the earthquake life lessons

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August. 30. 2011. 04:36 pm 132 notes

collegehumor:

Celebrity Tweet of the Day

1 1/2 cookies? In one sitting? HOW COULD YOU?

So when I eat 6 cookies in one sitting, I guess I’m defeating the purpose four times over! CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!

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August. 30. 2011. 11:41 pm 10 notes
fancymichael:

Mi’lady, Queen Adele.

fancymichael:

Mi’lady, Queen Adele.

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August. 31. 2011. 07:13 pm 39 notes
4chan is where sociopaths go to meet people.
Dr. King, Sociology professor
September. 05. 2011. 10:02 am 2 notes

Time: 9:50 AM…

And I’m drinking my morning coffee and watching Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith.

I can’t help thinking about how hot it would be to
hook up with Anakin Skywalker in his Starfighter.

I appreciate a nice Lightsaber.

Now STOP, hatin’ is bad.

September. 19. 2011. 09:20 am 7 notes

This is not the psychiatrist we’re looking for.

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September. 27. 2011. 03:59 pm 12 notes

Robin Thicke - Sex Therapy

September. 30. 2011. 11:26 pm 5 notes

Dedication To My Ex - Lloyd feat. Lil Wayne and Andre 3000

Lil Wayne and Andre 3000 aren’t actually in the video; their parts in the song are voiced by Wayne Brady and a ginger cat, respectively.

October. 03. 2011. 11:33 pm 384 notes
shorterexcerpts:

May have snorted wine out my nose laughing at this…

I have no words.

shorterexcerpts:

May have snorted wine out my nose laughing at this…

I have no words.

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October. 04. 2011. 01:09 pm 3 notes

Oooh, girl.