May 2012
Call me lame, but Undercover Boss really tugs at...
Though I can’t help thinking this is all some plot to portray CEOs and corporations in a more positive light.
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“Then you are mistaken, and you know nothing about me, and nothing about the sort...”
– Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (via akidnamedcudi)
This makes me think about Peeta…
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moraniarty:
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
shia labeouf
Listened to that yesterday with my little sister. So fucking wierd.
“But thus I counsel you, my friends: Mistrust all in whom the impulse to punish...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via haereticum)
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I broke down today.
I couldn’t help it.
I told Clinton outright that he simply had to stop being such a coward.
I need to vacuum the house. And he needs to stop scurrying off with his tail between his legs every time I do.
I also told him that his shirt made his ass look fat.
April 2012
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I looked so good today and the only people who witnessed it were five married septuagenarians.
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Watching Thor for the second time in as many days,...
And I’m thinking about how over the last few months I’ve been criticized by more than one person on more than one occasion for “always needing to be right”.
Whenever someone says that, I just respond that I don’t need to be right.
I AM right.
I simply NEED them to know it.
it’s not that I work better under pressure it’s that I am physically incapable of taking care of my responsibilities unless the pressure to do so is supreme
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انت الوحيد
Wish I had someone to say this too. Only thing that comes close is finals.
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“Some of the fastest growing American corporations are the ones that, as they put...”
– Noam Chomsky (via fyeahnoamchomsky)
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Boehner: Romney’s Wealth Won’t Hurt Him Because... →
cognitivedissonance:
I do believe he just called anyone who’s not successful a loser. Exactly what is your definition of success? Those in the top 20%? The top 1%? Those not benefiting from government programs?
If the last point is the case, I’d like to introduce John Boehner to one of the biggest welfare queens in existence:
Meet Willard Mitt “Mittens” Romney. He’s used government programs...
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Waaaaah.
Went to an azeemeh with my parents. Everyone is literally at least thirty years older than me.
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I still want my septum pierced.
Hmmm.
“I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called...”
– Chris Rock (via whitedenial-ontrial)
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“Ever hear the story of the frog and the scorpion? The Scorpion begs the frog to...”
– Magic City (via crowparty)
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Guys who have personality for days.
They tend to have cock for only minutes.
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts...”
– Charles Bukowski (via akidnamedcudi)
Anonymous asked: Uhhh, I know. And I was pointing out that shes just wearing a black facial mask and made a joke that also 30 rock did this week. Its not racist. If anything, its making fun of the idiotic white people who thought it was okay. You dont get comedy. Moron. Oh, I forgot you go to Berkeley, this is expected hahaha.
Anonymous asked: Yeah, facial cleansing masks usually aren't any of those three things. get over yourself.
“People of color have to learn white culture for survival. White people learn...”
– Sara David (via fatwasandfanboys)
or to appear ‘well-rounded’ or ‘spiritual’ or ‘authentic’ or ‘enlightened’ or ‘hip’ or ‘radical’ (via theanimalnamesofplants)
“You are the beautiful distress of mathematics. For you I would peel open the...”
– Mos Def (via ations)
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I'm sorry, but Nina Dobrev is hella annoying.
Call me a hater. She’s dry, one dimensional, and mind-numbingly boring.
Why do Stefan and Damon pine for her?
It just isn’t believable.
