I can’t even call it a lapse of judgement, because I was absolutely coherent (if slightly buzzed).
Let’s make a list:
1. Two hickeys
2. A pair of socks and a single earring that are definitely not mine
3. Significantly less than eight hours of sleep
4. An extremely sore groin
5. Symptoms of a sinus infection
6. The embarrassment of wearing a heavy fleece hoodie and button-up blouse when it’s 85 degrees out
7. New status as “the other woman”
8. Guilt. Lots and lots of guilt.
8a. With the guilt comes X-rated flashbacks,
8b. And a lot of cringing.